Ralph: Why are you such a rabble-rousing, anti-establishment reporter?
Steve: Someone’s got to do it.

Ralph: You have two young children and don’t get enough Steveeep, do you think this contributes to your aggressive nature as a reporter?
Steve: Not one bit. I’ve always been a rabid dog of a reporter.

Ralph: Why are you rejecting Canada, your birth place?
Steve: Canada…is that a country?

Ralph: Do you get grossed out by some of things happening on the show?
Steve: Only discussions about American Idol.

Ralph: Do you think working here is hurting your credibility and future?
Steve: You have a good point. We tell the truth here at Howard 100 News, which would prove to be a big liability in the "mainstream media."

Ralph: Your favorite parts of working here?
Steve: Free pretzels.

Ralph: Your least favorite?
Steve: Having to get script approval from Ronnie the Limo Driver.

Ralph: Do you think you are striking blows against censorship? Or simply goofing around?
Steve: Both.