ROBIN GETS READY FOR GUATEMALA
Howard 100 News learns exclusive details of Robin Quivers’ mission to Guatemala. Her eight-day tour is set to kick off this weekend. The trip organizer calls this a philanthropic tour. Robin is one of six donors to the UN Foundation who will tour Guatemala and meet some of those supported by UN projects there. The emphasis of the trip will be on challenges faced by women and children. Robin and her group will not be staying in tents or getting their hands dirty doing any shovel work as tour accommodations will generally be luxury boutique hotels. The group also is scheduled to meet with the US Ambassador to Guatemala. Security on Robin’s journey is a real concern. The tour organizer tells us a well-known Guatemalan conservationist will serve as the tour’s guide.

MORE OSCAR FASHION TALK
US Weekly Fashion Director Sasha Charnin Morrison reacts to Howard Stern’s comments about the poor display of women’s fashion at the Oscars this year. Sasha doesn’t think it was so bad, but agrees there were problems. For instance, she agrees that Miley Cyrus looked way too old for her age. As for all the women wearing their hair in a bun, she says it’s a modern look and women are often told to keep their hair up to show their neck and shoulders.

TAKEI NEARLY MISSED START OF OSCARS
Howard 100 News spoke with George Takei who along with husband Brad walked the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday. George is a voting member of the academy and is invited every year. He says security was so tight this year that he barely made it in time.

JASON CLEARLY NOT A WINTER OLYMPIAN
Gary’s annual staff ski trip to the Catskill Mountains gained two more Stern staffers this year. In 2009, it was just Gary & Will. This year, they were joined by Jason and Jon Hein. However while Gary & Will took on the difficult Double Black Diamonds slope, Jon Hein kept to the bunny slope and Jason didn’t even attempt to ski. In fact, Jason didn’t even bother to rent skis, choosing instead to read a book and sit around the fire pit in his sweatpants. Jason told everyone who questioned why he wasn’t skiing that “he pulled a hamstring.”

A PRINCE HATES LENO TOO
Candidate for Governor of California, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor and alleged former lover of Anna Nicole Smith, Prince Frederic von Anhalt tells Howard 100 News he’s a huge Stern fan. The Prince echoes some of Howard’s philosophy as he campaigns to lead the Golden State, including no more BS and Jay Leno is an A-hole.

NICE TURNOUT FOR FUNDRAISER FOR JEFF THE DRUNK’S SISTER
Jeff the Drunk tells Howard 100 News a couple of hundred people turned out for a fundraiser in support of his sister Tracey who’s suffering from throat cancer. A few thousand dollars reportedly raised for Tracey.